I've been so disoriented lately. I'm just not thinking straight...but hey, what can I do?
I think it's time for me to let go of some things in my life, negative influences and such. I'm just ready to snap back, to laugh and not feel guilty about it. To be happy without the worries of things that are out of my control.
Truthfully, however, I am doing better. I enjoyed the football game on Friday (which we won), went to work on Saturday, and slowly I am getting back to being happy and excited most of the time. I know that I'll be fine. It's just a matter of time.
Well, to help that come along, I've made a list of why concession stand nachos at movie theatres are the spawn of satan....(I had some mighty awful nacho issues yesterday).
10. The chips always get on the floor, which means WE have to sweep up after them.
9. Changing the chili or cheese ALWAYS leads to 3rd degree burns
8. People are never satisfied with the cheese to chip ratio (therefore we have to go back and forth till its absolutely perfect to their taste, which takes a while)
7. Making nachos is a pain...
6. Making nachos then dropping them all over the floor is a bigger pain...
5. Picking up said nachos takes an eternity (refer back to number 10).
4. They are WAY too expensive ($5.95), and people love to remind us of it.
3. Handling nachos lead to being covered in salt...and smelling like a tortilla chip for the rest of the day.
2. The "cheese" tastes like melted yellow plastic
1. Nachos are just straight up gross!
There. That felt better.
Deneece
aka lostie108
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3 comments:
Wow. You have shown me the light! I'll never eat nachos at the movies again. No wait...I've never actually had nachos at a theatre before.
incoherent ranting\
Nachos just don't seem to fit the bill of movie going cuisine.
Think about it, you have popcorn (love it), soda (mmmm Mr. Pibb), candies (who doesn't love candy?), and nachos (come again.. Nachos you say, at the movies?)
If you start serving nachos that's just going to lead to more ridiculous foods. "Chicken fajitas, anyone? How about some BBQ spareribs?"
Honestly...
\incoherent ranting
*sigh* Sorry about using your blog to rant about proper movie theatre refreshments. It was neither the time nor place.
Anyway, I'm glad to hear you're feeling better.
-Brian
Also, thanks for the wonderful QoftheW answer...
Oh gosh, I can add some to this. I'd /ridiculously/ difficult to clean up, too. Invariably, some cheese will be spilled on the floor. It's too thick to sweep and too thin to mop.
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